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This Is The Story I Don't Want To Write

I told myself I’d sit and write. For two hours, straight. No breaks except for the ladies’ room, for occasional pacing,  and for refilling my coffee cup. You know, for the bare necessities. I said that, by the end of the day, (or at least before I sleep,) I’d finish this. Fun fact: it’s not going so smoothly. If this were a razor, it would not get a sexy Venus “smooth as silk” commercial. But I’ve got to do this- I promised.